The Husband Aaron and I nicknamed Freckles “The Monster” when he was a puppy. Now we call Princess A a monster too. Here she is doing her happy food dance where she holds her feet and kicks her leg up and down if she has had a good meal.Then Freckles comes over to help clean up the food under her legs.Then Freckles goes to work on eating the food on the floor. I need the extra help with cleaning up because I am very busy cleaning up the other messes these two monsters make!
NOTE: THE FOLLOWING IS EXTREMELY GROSS
Like tonight, Princess A ate everything in site. After dinner her belly was so big and bloated she looked like a snake that had just eaten a mouse. I was thinking how lucky I have been that Princess A hasn’t pooped in the tub in over a month. Then I put her in her baby bathtub and she farted and we both laughed. Then I looked down and realized it wasn’t just a fart but the biggest poop ever. Let’s just say I could see everything she had eaten in the past couple of days.
So learning from previous bathtub poop mishaps, I took the poop out of the tub and put it in the toilet. Then I put Princess A in the big tub while I cleaned the baby tub. Then I stuck her under the shower, filled the baby tub back up and gave her another much needed bath. Now where did I go wrong you might ask?
I was in such a rush to get Princess A clean I forgot to flush the toilet so when I turned around Freckles had his head in the toilet and was feasting on Princess A’s bathtub poop. WHY FRECKLES WHY? WHY ARE YOU OBSESSED WITH EATING POOP?
His face was covered in poop and the last thing I wanted was for him to run around and get poop all over the apartment so I got desperate and emptied the baby tub, put both Freckles and Princess A in the big tub, and turned on the shower, gave them a shower together and they actually really enjoyed it. It was like a monster party.
After I showered the monsters I put Princess A to bed and almost got grossed out and annoyed with the whole incident but then I thought… at least I didn’t have to deal with any pee or puke!