I love you I really do but this has got to stop or I will put you in a watermelon. What you may ask? The diaper war. I get it you are strong and independent now. You can crawl around, feed yourself, and use a cup. If I could potty train you I would but you don’t know how to walk yet. If I could I would post a picture of the diaper war but I am afraid I would be arrested for child pornography because the poses you make during a diaper change don’t leave much to the imagination.
Please, do not roll around and stick your poopy butt in the air and make it impossible to get you clean. Please, do not crawl away from me when you are still covered in poop. Please, do not take your diaper off. Please, let me put your diaper back on. And for the love of God PLEASE do not eat your own poop, laugh, and then feed it to the dog.
Your Loving Mother,
Any advice on how to survive the diaper changing wars?
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